I Don't Know What Amazes Me More...

...that Teen #1 will kick over a drink and then stand up and walk away.

or

that Teen #2 will walk in and stand in a puddle of Sprite without doing anything about it because, "hey, I didn't kick it over."

The Mayor is fed up with his tv...


...and all the lies that it tells. He bought that body wash but the girls just ignored him all the same.

The Reviews Are In!

See what others are saying about JeremyStreet.com!

"This is the best site on the internet, you are such a smart boy" - Jeremy's mom

"It isnt the worst site Ive ever seen" - Jeremy himself

"Stop looking at me, you are creeping me out" - lady in line at Walmart

It Aint Easy Being Green


So here we are, a million cars idling in line as we wait for our emissions test. Oh The Irony.

The Mayor Prayed For Rain...


...but this is ridiculous

The Mayor still subscribes to Men's Journal, Cosmo, and Vogue...


...because a good man doesn't risk running out of toilet paper without having a backup plan in place.

The Mayor Is Afraid Of The Dark

and is suddenly not thirsty anymore.

The Mayor Has Big Dreams


...but needs help financing them.